Lookit! My boy oughta be a model. Will ya look at that? I mean, will you look at that? That is one good looking kid!
{pinches his widdle cheeks}
We are lucky that Henson is fairly camera-friendly. Before Hotsie gave birth, I was trying to make sure I was mentally ready just in case we had a kinda weird looking kid. “Oh, your child will always be beautiful…to you” folks told us. Wrong. An ugly baby is an ugly baby. There, I’ve said it. I said it before my kid was born and I’m-a-sayin’ it right now. I am so grateful that Henson is a good looking child. I only hope that he can keep it up for the next seventeen years and 37 weeks, when he leaves my house. (Clock’s tickin, kid.)
Yeah, I know, I get all weepy when my brother leaves town and now I’m joking about my kid leaving home. But seriously, I’m the kind of guy that can’t listen to Johnny Cash’s “Miss Tara” without sobbing “Damn you, Johnny Cash” for making me get all choked up.
Statistically speaking, ugly babies get less love from their parents. Hey, it was in TIME magazine on the internet so it must be true.
Check it out:
TIME Magazine: Is an Ugly Baby Harder to Love?
Like I said, we lucked out. Henson’s a cool lookin’ kid so far and we really do marvel at him every day.
But on to the Henson update for friends and family that are far-flung: Henson is just over 15 weeks and weighs, well, a lot. Can’t tell you how much but it’s certainly more than before. He’s got a teeny little pot belly today, which means it’s time for a growth spurt. He normally gets just a teeny tiny belly, then within 2 days, he’s longer than before and the belly is gone. Soon he’ll be too long to fit his cradle or bassinet, which is why we’re trying to slowly transition him into his baby bed for a few hours at night after his late night feeding. You know that old saying “they grow up so fast?” Yeah, it’s a bummer. As much as I’m looking forward to the boy that Henson will become, I miss teeny baby Henson already.
That said, though, he is sooooo cool these days. He sees me or Hotsie from across the room and he just busts out laughing and smiling. He’s starting to get ticklish and will squeal in anticipation if you start to act like you’re going to tickle him. He gives these little sideways glances where he KNOWS he’s caught your eye, then he’ll giggle and coo. How cool is that?
Ah, yes, and he’s discovered that he has a voice. Every now and then he tests his vocal cords by letting out a long “goooooooooooo” at top volume like he’s some kind of baby locomotive. It’s a trip. Except when he decides to wake up at 3 AM and amuse himself with it. Still, it’s certainly a nicer sound than crying, so I’ll count it as a blessing. Even at 3 AM it’s pretty cool to hear him being happy.
Henson is starting to take an interest in Stanzi and Josie, our Italian Greyhounds, which are the size of housecats on stilts. They check him out every day and give him a single “welcome home” lick when he gets home for the day with Mama. He’s started to reach out to touch Stanzi a couple of times, so we’ll see where that goes. Italian Greyhounds aren’t noted for being particularly good with kids, but so far the girls treat Henson like he’s one of the family.
Yes, my son has transitioned from being a squawling little beast to being a totally cool little munchkin. And he’ll always be the Podling, even though he’s out of the pod and in the big wide world.